Me: Oooh, are you pregnant?
Z: Yep.
Me: Congratulations. When are you due?
Z: Monday.
Me: Is it a boy or a girl?
Z: A girl.
Me: How nice. What are you going to name her?
Z: Sparkles.
Hmmm...Well, in the third grade I wanted a son named Nike so I could dress him in only Nike apparel and shoes. I guess they could grow up and be friends. The athlete and the stripper. That sounds like headline news.
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